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BEER - "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin


TAGS: beer god loves us
Rating: 3.48/5

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R.S.Jake - December 18, 2009, 6:28 pm
Well, any thought that involves Beer is a happy one for me. except for that one night...ugghh, I don't want to think about that night.
spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:13 pm
I'd prefer the brunette, but I'd probably settle for any of them tonight.
Derek - December 18, 2009, 5:24 pm
A very happy thought. A good quote to make when next you're in a pub.


1ST GRADE - the long journey begins


TAGS: teacher loves him
Rating: 4.79/5

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Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 1:32 pm
LOL :) 5poodles


homo milk -


TAGS: dad loves it
Rating: 2.18/5

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God - December 7, 2008, 1:51 am
I am infinitely loving, and I like g**s. Its those stupid humans who wrote 'my book' that didn't like g**s, and they just slipped there own sense of morality into it. Now stop posting **** like this, Motifake is my favorite site.


FRANK BARONE - MAKE ME A SAMMICH!


TAGS: everybody loves raymond sammich
Rating: 3/5

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Dan - February 8, 2009, 7:45 pm
Holy crap!


OLD EXPRESSIONS -


TAGS: expressions gloves feet shoes
Rating: 3.39/5

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Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 3:39 am
*Inserts classical witty comment here too* Awe, did I kill the funny? Lol.
RON - October 20, 2009, 9:45 pm
LOL !!!!
agdaniele - October 20, 2009, 9:39 pm
Finally, you can get your balls juggled from the doggie position!


WOMAN -


TAGS: diamonds and women neener loves em
Rating: 4.62/5

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Iconoclast - October 19, 2010, 6:07 pm
Really good. 5 carats.
Neener - October 19, 2010, 5:55 pm
Thanks RL
Reality Lord - October 19, 2010, 5:53 pm

really nice stuff neener. all of it!
suenero - October 19, 2010, 4:08 pm
Finding a flawless is nearly impossible indeed. 5L's


WHEN THE GLOVES COME OFF - My wife puts them on and kicks my ass!




IT'S OFFICIAL... - Everyone Loves The Cubbybear.


TAGS: everyone loves cubby even vladimir official
Rating: 4.42/5

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MustyK - March 11, 2010, 4:28 am
Sorry phydeaux - first in, best dressed and all that. I'm glad to see that we're both on the same wavelength though.
phydeaux - February 15, 2010, 9:01 am
I almost did this...dammit...


CLEVERBOT - We have discovered true evil and it loves ice cream more than my wife.


TAGS: clever devil really loves ice cream
Rating: 2.32/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 15, 2009, 7:22 am
More than a little!
Claire - December 12, 2009, 3:09 pm
I went there, it's sort of creepy.


CANADIAN HOCKEY FAN -




CHEESES PIZZA CRUST - Even Satan loves a tasty pizza




EINSTEIN -




GLOVES - When flipping one bird isn't enough




Giving The Finger -


TAGS: examinations discoveries gloves fingers proctologists
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 16, 2013, 11:00 pm
Don't worry rerun, whatever goes up eventually has to come down.
rerun - November 16, 2013, 5:21 pm

He will never find mine, according to my wife it's buried way to far up there.
MissPriss - November 16, 2013, 11:01 am
Mr. Gary...I give you a 1 finger up for your efforts.
GaryO - November 16, 2013, 8:47 am
Does snot and phlegm oozing thru the fingers covering the nose and mouth count as an honor too? Hmmmm? I mean, does it technically HAVE to be ON the keyboard or screen to count?....wait……eewwwww
MissPriss - November 16, 2013, 1:02 am
Wow, a coffee off the screen! I'm honoured vulture.
vulture - November 15, 2013, 6:24 pm
Let me just wipe the coffee off my screen, here.... Thanks MissP - one for the scrapbook!


THRUTH IN ADVERTISING -


TAGS: roughout gloves funny tag humor
Rating: 4.9/5

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lgvernon - December 5, 2013, 6:41 pm

Hahahahahaha!
Cannabal - December 5, 2013, 5:40 pm
Yep, those gloves are perfect for handling wood.
lgvernon - December 4, 2013, 10:56 pm

You might want to make a list...Many hugs..L
GaryO - December 4, 2013, 10:55 pm
….so that pressure on my throat wasn’t my goiter kickin’ up. Good to know. In celebration I think I’ll gargle, pee, and go to bed…hopefully in that order.
lgvernon - December 4, 2013, 10:20 pm

Doubtful, but thanks for asking. In my age demographic, men mostly ask me for the time, or to please step aside so they can see the cute babe behind me. Then they ask me to please remove my foot from their neck. It's a win-win.
GaryO - December 4, 2013, 9:40 pm
on...(this is not going to go anywhere, is it)
lgvernon - December 4, 2013, 8:45 pm

Depends...
GaryO - December 4, 2013, 7:55 pm
You just called me a triple asterisk B. Izzat like a come on? Izzis where I should say sumpm playfully alluring and debonair about yer ‘chamber’, or should I ease back into my lazyboy after adjusting my tucks?
lgvernon - December 4, 2013, 3:54 pm

That's not a stove, you ***b. It's a nuclear fission chamber. The STOVE in my kitchen, however, does have a bottom drawer, in which I keep not only the aforementioned gloves, but an array of cootie-covered odds and ends, mostly forgotten 'til it's needed.
GaryO - December 4, 2013, 3:23 pm
Never knew there was a drawer in yer ‘stove’, let alone a bottom one. Repair job? Geezus, what’r those tubes of yers made of, titanium?
lgvernon - December 4, 2013, 12:44 pm

I'm not going to tell you I have a pair of welding gloves in the bottom drawer of my stove. Nope...not gonna tell you.
GaryO - December 4, 2013, 8:36 am
Personally, I prefer the ove glove
lgvernon - December 3, 2013, 10:26 pm

Wish I'd thought of the line BEFORE I made the poster. Thanks! ;)
Silverheart - December 3, 2013, 10:15 pm

Zing! Funny poster, funnier come back! 5Ls
lgvernon - December 3, 2013, 8:33 pm

Well...they usually come in pairs...sorry, I couldn't help myself.
rerun - December 3, 2013, 8:02 pm

never had one


Follow orders to the word -




I sniffed a rose, and thought of you. -




He Love Me Not -


TAGS: loves me loves me not
Rating: 4.47/5

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SOMONE LOVES THIER DONUTS - All this cause i looked at the donut box im sorry they smelt so good


TAGS: somone loves thier donuts
Rating: 4.2/5

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templar13 - June 13, 2012, 12:52 pm
I hope that gas mask makes him stick proof...


PHYDEAUX'S FAVORITE ACTOR -


TAGS: fido loves to dance
Rating: 3.88/5

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phydeaux - March 23, 2010, 7:27 pm
d*** ICE, that's just...so.... OK, yeah it's funny as hell. 5 Blaster bolts for you!


MISERY -


TAGS: customer service day loves company
Rating: 3.83/5

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Bartimaeus - December 10, 2009, 9:58 pm
Thanks, guys. It's always important to make an entrance...shazaam! (No...I won't make a Shaq poster. I refuse to!)
Sean - December 10, 2009, 9:55 pm
Frustrated Incorporated .... One of my favouritest songs. And this poster is great.
spacedog - December 10, 2009, 9:46 pm
Very nice return Bart, 5Ls.
Sean - December 10, 2009, 9:35 pm
This is f***in' great. Perfect. But I have to 2 it out of sheer jealousy.


SHAVING - The more you shave the more you need to shave.




OL' YELLOW GLOVES - simply put: a top secret indestructible, one man fighting unit, trained to hunt down and kill taliban with his bare hands. ( he only carries the gun because it goes well with his beard)




GEORGE DUVALL - He loves the smell of Napalm first thing in the morning !!


TAGS: george duvall loves smell napalm morning apocalypse now apocalypse now
Rating: 2.64/5

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brianjayy - May 7, 2011, 2:57 am
Do you mean Robert Duvall...??? He was the actor in Apocalypse Now...


POLITICAL SPIN -




FLIGHT GLOVES? - Hate 2 question ya cheif, b-cuz Ur dogz look all suited and booted! But I would've went with IMPACT "GLOVES"


TAGS: riot police captive hostage gloves riot gear
Rating: 2.07/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - September 25, 2009, 4:31 am
I'm gonna repost it, but relax bro, in tactical situations gloves are very important.
PNIS - September 25, 2009, 3:58 am
You suck.


Lady Killer -


TAGS: loves those sixth grade cou***s
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 19, 2016, 10:42 pm
Nope. He's guilty as fuhhh!


Just in time for breakfast -


TAGS: vultures scavengers lovesong ironic humor
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - April 18, 2016, 10:37 am
funny, UP yours


Relationship Killing Me -




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